Cipher T

Cas lives with the Tuffins but his relationship to the family is unknown. He may be Murphy's child or husband but, again, it is unknown.

Background

Cas showed up to the house unannounced in March of 1998 claiming to be 11 years old. This was later proved to be false. Cipher is currently between the ages of 11 and 34 but it is difficult to tell. Nobody noticed his arrival and he claimed a room down the hallway from the kitchen where he allegedly resides to this day.

Here is a link to a recreation of Cipher's bedroom.

Careers

During his first few years living in the house, Cipher worked as a stripper in order to pay rent. After the family began committing insurance fraud, Cas was no longer required to work as a stripper and began pursuing other careers. He worked as a neurosurgeon from 2000 to 2003 at St. Swagger Hospital in California. From 2004 to late 2009, he was a well known butter taste-tester, which he won multiple awards for.

You may not know this, but Cipher is also the Author of many well known works of literature such as The Milk Fic, The Hat Fic, The Forest Fic, and The Cherry Fic.

Cipher was also the lead singer and bass player for a post-punk dance metal pop band called "Legalize Heroin For Children" which disbanded in early 2011 after releasing only 2 tracks. They were called "Cat Girls Are the Future" and "How it Feels to be Tall." Legalize Heroin For Children toured with Fall Out Boy and One Direction in 2008.

Cas was featured on iCarly.

Criminal Background

Cipher is not legally allowed to enter 21 US states. When asked about this by an interviewer at Celebrity Fix, he said the following: "Illegal in 21 states, shooting for 50."

He did not disclose which states he is banned from or why but he is suspected of murder, arson, tax fraud, insurance fraud, and plotting to assassinate Lin Manuel-Miranda.

The World Record Rubber Band Ball

In 2018, Cipher beat the record for most individuals killed via rubber band ball in 30 minutes. He accomplished this by sending the ball down a spiral staircase, mowing down all children in it's path. There were 91 casualties. This record was broken in 2020 by an unknown individual who killed 102 children with a single roll.

"If it can crawl, it can brawl" Said Cipher to the judge during his public trial.